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3 kinds of sausage

N�rnberg, Pf�lzer and Muncih "Weisswurst", to be exact and all north of the Wei�wurst�quator too. Such a flouter of convention. Does one flout convention or does one flaunt it? Yes? No? Don�t care?

Rain rain rain rain rain rain nice rain rain rain. I am enjoying this �summer� very much. Better chilly and damp than hot and sweaty me thinks.

I booked flights to Madrid and Ireland last week for a little jaunt and can go to neither. Madrid because of my uncle�s stupid wedding I forgot about and Ireland because my boss is a cunt. Or maybe that�s me for forgetting he was away most of September. Money well spent, anyway. Plus I have to pay for Kev�s because it�s not really his fault I�m a twat.

I�m not sure what�s worse, the fact I was wondering what Adrian Chiles looked like without his shirt or that I assume him to be surprisingly muscular and toned, in a Groundskeeper Willie fashion.

The majority of the last 2 days at work has been spent picking dry skin off my elbow and eating pistachio nuts. The pistachios were for an experiment as I�ve long thought they give me the shits and I figured it might be fun to find out one way or the other. I perhaps should have picked a better day to try as the cleaning girl thing was here and seems to spend a huge amount of time in the toilets thus putting them out of commission and so if they had had the anticipated effect there might have been an incident. Though yesterday was one of those days where publicly soiling myself really wouldn�t have made that much difference. I�d have just been yes, whatever, might as well.

The nuts seem to have no noticeable effect on me, stool wise, you'll be pleased to know so it looks like I�ve been avoiding them for no reason.

Also, have you seen my stripes? I used to have them on here, then they vanished, then came back and now poof - gone.

3:27 p.m. - 2007-07-19

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