randomrabbit's Diaryland Diary

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Regina like vagina? Or Regina like, er, vageena?

Dear Vanish (stain remover)

There�s a slight, shall we say, insinuation in your name that you might actually make stains, I don�t know, vanish.

Calling it Fade or No Noticeable Difference may be more appropriate.

Just saying.

Good. Thank you.

Regards,

Tim x

In slightly related news, in what I can only describe as a truly fantastical feat of clumsiness, I was sat at my desk scoffing a rather lovely like a pot noodle but you microwave it and it�s not noodle but chicken tikka masala thing, and I really can�t see how it happened but I sort of accidentally threw it 2-3 ft to my right, spinning it in the air and landing it upside down on my bed. The stain hasn�t vanished but it would no longer look like I�d shit the bed either. Silver linings and that. But I think I�ll be needing to add the duvet cover to the 97 t-shirts in the shit I�ve ruined by spilling stuff on it pile. Oh well.

Nighty night.

11:20 p.m. - 2007-07-01

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