randomrabbit's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Similar to a Glade PlugIn but instead of Hawaiian Breeze every 15 minutes a squirt of vaporised shit is released The company that does the Mosquito youth repeller, which emits an unpleasant high pitch noise audible only to those under 25 (ha ha we mock you with your high frequency hearing) in order to encourage them to mug OAPs outside someone else�s shop, have brought out a similar device but one that's irritating to everyone. So anywhere you�re worried about unsavoury characters loitering you can have one fitted, so you could repel tramps and pissing drunks from subways or give dawdling old folk the hurry up in the doorway to Damart for example. I too have a device. It�s called a stick, and I�d really rather like to follow the sadistic ear-molesting shit who invented this around and every time he stopped poke him repeatedly in the face with it until he moved on. So anyway you know how when you were at school you gave teachers silly nicknames or changed their name a bit to make it funny? I saw Mrs Tinglepiss yesterday in the Co-op looking slightly despondent at the poor bread selection. My zip was sticking a bit on my fly so I just gave it a good old yank and bust the bugger completely, so now I have to get home with my fly wide open. Somewhat worryingly after getting nowhere with bulldog and paperclips I�m considering stapling it shut. 4:16 p.m. - 2008-12-02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
||||||