randomrabbit's Diaryland Diary

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Abusing the milk facilities

Today I have the shits and smell like Branston Pickle. Nowhere in the chutney recipe did it say remove any clothing and place in a different room/house/time zone/dimension, so consequently I pickled my trousers.

You'd think I'd have learnt after the kipper incident, though of the two I'd prefer to smell like chutney than fish.

1:41 p.m. - 2008-11-25

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