randomrabbit's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you were locked in a room with Trinny and Susannah and you only had one bullet in your gun, would you shoot yourself? What was that? Have the rest of the day off and just fanny about a bit �til home time? Well shit! Thank you! I will. When you look at the 2 wet farts running for leader of the Lib Dems and Gordon Brown and David Cameron, do you ever start to miss Tony Blair a little bit? And William Hague and the alcoholic ginger one? They�re all just so painfully dull it makes you want to vomit on them, and you can see at the next general election the whole population will be, shall we go and vote? Or shall we just sit here and say �pfft� instead? And we�ll all just say �pfft� and Peter Snow will be sat in the studio chain smoking and looking sullen because he can�t show us his swingometer because no-one�s voted and they�ll have to settle the result with a game of Hungry Hippos. None of that Mayor of London shit � Boris for Prime Minister. That�s what I think anyway. I think the whole one for sorrow; two for joy magpie future predictor malarky needs some clarification. There�s always some in the park walking to work, and in the absence or a morning paper for the equally scientific horoscopes, I use magpies to determine how shit my day�s going to be. But if there�s say a pair and one a distance away, is that three? Or will you somehow have both sorrow and joy? And is it cumulative or is each sighting taken separately? And what when you pass 7? Does it start again? It�s all very confusing. Off to Meadowhell tonight to start the Christmas shopping. No fannying about though. This�ll be highly efficient man shopping � organised, logical and fast and driven by the desire to get a few in before last orders. Except my list only has 3 things on it. And the razor blades and book are for me, so I don�t think I�m going to make the dent in it I had hoped to. Still � pub! Yay! And home! 4:41 p.m. - 2007-11-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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