randomrabbit's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would Dr. Mark Sloan do? If I was the violent type I might be tempted to beat my brother-in-law repeatedly about the head with a big pointy stick, and while I�m about it give my sister a bit of a slapping too. But since I sit cross-legged at the opposite end on the violenceometer I�ll have to make do with chuntering to myself, calling him a twat and wondering how the fuck my nephews turned out like they did when they have such a giant, turdy knob-end for a dad. If I was the violent type I might be tempted to beat Chris� Actually this could go on for ages. I might just do a list of people who are a bit rubbish at some point. The weekend was largely pie based. Both baking and eating them. Baking them because no bugger I gave apples from my tree to took what I thought was a fairly blatant hint and made me pie. And eating them because I didn�t check the freezer before I started to see if there was any room, so even after palming a load off on poor unsuspecting folk I still had much pie left! I suspect my arse may have tripled in size. Hmm, Bill Oddie�s hair seems to have gone a peculiar shade or orange. Emu Vs Snoop Dogg! Chris always told me I dreamt this. Oh how I wish I could think of something to write. 10:29 p.m. - 2007-11-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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