randomrabbit's Diaryland Diary

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What was that? That's your arse hole. Will it grow back? No it won't.

I�m going to start up some sort of Samaritan-like phone line where baffled folk of a certain age (my mum) can phone up for help with electrical equipment so they don�t have to bother family members (me) at bizarre times of the day saying that they can�t find Classic FM or that the video won�t eject.

I�ve got my ale in for the Eurovision Camp Fest. Scooch are certainly no Daz Sampson but they�ll still do us proud! Oh, shut up. You know you love it.

9:47 a.m. - 2007-05-12

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