randomrabbit's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you�re probably married to This year I�ve gone with the �throw enough balls at enough coconuts and you might win a couple of fish� approach to growing vegetables, where what you lack in expertise you make up for in volume. I�ve got pots and containers in every corner of the garden, 2 beds and if there�s a window there�s a tomato in it. Some of it has to grow, surely. And if I can just produce enough to last me the next 15 years then it should about pay for all the compost I've used. A couple of issues though. I�ve no idea what a kohl rabi (it had �easy to grow� on the packet) looks like when it�s growing. I suspect not like a dandelion. I further suspect then that I�ve just been watering weeds for the last month. Similarly carrots: is it carrot or is it grass? No fucking clue. Looks like grass. Probably is grass, but I don�t want to pull it out just in case it is carrot, so I guess I�ll keep watering that too. And radish. I hate the chuffing things, so why I chose to grow a million of them I don�t know. Oh yeah � balls, coconuts etc, but now I have an abundance of the little buggers about ready to eat and no idea what to do with them. So yeah, if you happen to know of anything exciting one can do with a shitload of radish, do give me a shout. I do so want the plural of radish to be radish. Like fish. Though I want that to be fishies. I need to be in charge of English. 4:51 p.m. - 2009-06-11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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