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Brown they were and tapered to the ankle

I think me and Asda are going to have to disagree as to what�s the most important item inside a gentleman�s underpant. Unless someone asks, �What looks like Piers Morgan?� I can�t envisage a situation where it would be preferable to be coming at my genitals scrotum first. Externally they look ok, but once through the side you have to rummage your way down to the arsehole end of your undercarriage for the second piss flap and then back up past your testicles. You need arms like Mr. Tickle just to have a wee.

This looks especially good when stood elbow deep in your trousers at a urinal and you�ve pulled half your underpant material up your arse and the other half in to a clove hitch around your penis.

4:47 p.m. - 2012-01-27

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